Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

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The holiday season is all about laughter, joy, and creating memories with the people you love, and what better way to sprinkle in a little cheer than with some good old fashioned knock knock jokes? Whether you’re looking for giggles around the dinner table, laughs in the classroom, or silly entertainment during a family road trip to Grandma’s house, these Christmas knock knock jokes are just what you need to get everyone smiling.

We’ve put together the jolliest, punniest, and most giggle-worthy knock knock jokes for kids, teens, and even those grumpy people who pretend they’re too cool to laugh (but secretly love it).

Why Knock Knock Jokes Are Perfect for Christmas

Christmas is magical, but it can also be a lot. Between shopping, cooking, school plays, wrapping gifts, and trying not to lose your mind over tangled lights, it’s easy to forget to pause and enjoy the silly little moments.

Enter: Knock knock jokes.
They’re short, easy to remember, and universally funny (even when they’re groan-worthy). Plus, they’re perfect for:

• Classroom parties
• Family dinners
• Christmas Eve game nights
• Lunchbox notes
• Printable cards and gift tags
• Car rides to see Christmas lights

So go ahead, print some out, memorize a few, or keep this post bookmarked for an emergency chuckle. Let’s get started!

Funny Santa-Themed Knock Knock Jokes

Santa Claus is coming to town… and he’s bringing his A-game of dad jokes. These Santa-themed knock knock jokes are sure to sleigh:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Claus-trophobic in here!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Clause.
Clause who?
Clause I said so!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney Christmas, it’s cold out here!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
St. Nick.
St. Nick who?
St. Nick and tired of all these jokes yet?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, even Santa’s getting cold out here!

Knock Knock Jokes About Presents & Gifts

These jokes are present-ed to you with love and a big old Christmas bow:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and open your presents!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wrap.
Wrap who?
Wrap up warm, it’s snowing outside!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gift.
Gift who?
Gift me a break, I’m still wrapping!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for the Christmas gift!

Tree-mendously Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Got your tree up? These Christmas tree jokes will light it up even brighter!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fir.
Fir who?
Fir goodness’ sake, let’s decorate!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pine.
Pine who?
Pine-ing for Christmas all year long!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orna.
Orna who?
Orna-ment you glad it’s Christmas?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tinsel.
Tinsel who?
Tinsel not your average joke!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding up the tree and cookies – you in?

Snow & Winter Knock Knock Jokes

Chilly weather calls for warm cocoa and cool jokes!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like the present!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you, Merry Christmas!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Blizzard.
Blizzard who?
Blizzard outside, let’s stay in and laugh!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use asking, it’s Christmas!

Reindeer and Elf Knock Knock Jokes

Rudolph and his squad are here to make you laugh with these reindeer jokes!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Rudolph the red-nosed knock-knocker!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dasher.
Dasher who?
Dasher through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf-abet you can’t tell just one joke!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way, of course!

Knock Knock Jokes About Christmas Treats

You can’t have Christmas without cookies, cocoa, and sweet jokes!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cocoa.
Cocoa who?
Cocoa you share your marshmallows?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cane come to the party?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Gingerbread man, and I’m running as fast as I can!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to bake Christmas cookies with me?

Jokes for the Classroom or Kids’ Parties

These are extra silly, clean, and perfect for sharing with classmates or at a holiday party with little ones:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you’ve been good this year!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful…!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Izzin.
Izzin who?
Izzin Christmas the best time of year?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you and your family!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Christmastime, don’t you?

Classic Corny (But Adorable) Knock Knock Jokes

These may earn a few eye-rolls… but also a LOT of laughs:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas to you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stocking.
Stocking who?
Stocking around the Christmas tree!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Igloo.
Igloo who?
Igloo my fingers together, it’s freezing!

Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!

How to Use These Jokes During the Holidays

Not sure what to do with all these punny jokes? Here are a few fun and creative ideas to get even more joy out of them:

Add Them to Advent Calendars

Print them out and tuck a new joke behind each window or door for a daily dose of laughter.

Holiday Lunchbox Notes

Slip a festive knock knock joke into your child’s lunchbox during the last few days of school before the holiday break.

Joke Jar

Print and cut out jokes and put them in a “Christmas Joke Jar.” Let kids pick one at random during dinner or game night.

Party Game Starter

Use knock knock jokes as a warm-up game at holiday parties. See who can deliver the silliest or most dramatic version!

Christmas Cards or Gift Tags

Add a knock knock joke to your Christmas card or write one on a gift tag to spread extra cheer.

Keep the Laughter Going

Christmas is about more than presents and decorations, it’s also about laughter and fun. Whether you’re cracking up with your kids at the dinner table or sharing a silly giggle with friends at a holiday party, these Christmas knock knock jokes are the perfect way to add some light-hearted fun to your celebrations.

So go ahead, bookmark this list, share your favorites, and get ready to knock knock your way through the season with laughter and love.

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