Camping Jokes for Kids

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Camping is about having a blast in the great outdoors with family and friends. And what’s even better than campfire marshmallows? It’s sharing funny jokes together!

I’m super excited to bring you the funniest camping jokes that will make you laugh out loud and make your camping trips even more awesome.

From hilarious animals to silly campfire stories, these jokes are here to make your camping adventures super fun.

So, gather around the cozy campfire, put up your tents, and get ready for a wild and giggly journey into “The Best Camping Jokes for Kids.” Let the laughter and happiness begin!

Family sitting and laughing at camping picnic table

Camp Jokes

Did you hear about the bear who loved camping? He said it was in tents!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why don’t oysters go camping? Because they’re shellfish!

What did one tree say to another tree at the campsite? “I’m falling for you!”

What did one campfire say to the other campfire? “Shall we go out one night?”

What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin-diving!

What’s a camper’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll!

How do trees access the internet when they go camping? They log on

Why did the robot go camping? To recharge his batteries

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

Why did the mushroom go on a camping trip? Because it wanted to be a fun-gi!

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words to the songs!

What’s a chipmunk’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!

Why don’t bicycles fall over? Because they’re two-tired!

What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

How do fish always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales!

Why did the mosquito bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because it wanted to have a “bite” to eat!

What did the mosquito say to the fly? “Hey, you’re such a “buzz” kill!”

How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!

What kind of music do fish like? Something catchy!

How do you make a campfire laugh? You “wood” tell it a funny joke!

What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!

Camping Puns

Mum, dad and daughters roasting marshmallows while camping

I once went camping and got lost in the woods. It took me three days to find my way back to the campsite. My family thought I was a pro at “hide and seek.”

We all know the importance of a good lantern while camping. When mine stopped working, I thought I could fix it with some duct tape. It was a real “light bulb” moment!

“Nature is ‘in-tents’ly beautiful, so let’s go enjoy it!”

“Life is better around the campfire.”

“I’m ‘wild’ about camping!”

“When in doubt, just ‘take a hike’ and clear your mind.”

“Let’s ‘knot’ forget to have a great time outdoors.”

“Adventure is just a ‘tent’ away!”

“Nature is calling, and I must ‘go’ camping.”

“Don’t ‘forest’ to pack your sense of humor when you camp!”

“I ‘otter’ be camping!”

“Camping: Where you can ‘bear’ it all.”

“Time spent in the woods is always ‘tree-mendous’.”

“Let’s ‘fire’ up the campfire and make some memories.”

“Camping is ‘elk’-cellent for the soul.”

“A bad day camping is still better than a good day at work.”

Camping Riddles

Family sitting at picnic table while camping

I’m tall in the forest, but I’m short at the campsite. What am I? Answer: A tree!

I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I? Answer: A map!

What’s brown, has a head, and a tail, but no legs? Answer: A penny!

A man went camping on Sunday, came back on Sunday and was away for 3 days. How is this possible? His horse’s name was Sunday

How do you make a campfire with just two sticks? Make sure one is a matchstick!

4 friends went hiking and they only had one umbrella between them. When they came back to camp none of them were wet. How was this possible? It wasn’t raining!

I’m a flickering light in the dark, and I crackle and pop. What am I? A campfire

How do you know if a tree is dogwood? Answer: Listen for it’s bark

You are hiking and see a fork on the road, what do you do? Stop for lunch

I smash scissors and paper covers me. What am I? Rock

I am full of holes but I still hold water. What am I? A sponge

I can fall off a building and live but but me in water and I will die. What am I? Paper

Knock Knock Camping Jokes

Knock Knock, Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?

Knock Knock, Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it is so cold outside

Knock Knock, Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, we are camping!

Knock Knock, Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to help to put up the tent?

Family sitting around campfire playing guitar

I hope you enjoyed this fun collection of camping jokes for kids. It’s clear that humor and the great outdoors make the perfect camping companions.

So next time you’re by the campfire, tell these jokes and have a chuckle.

Remember, in the world of camping and jokes, the more, the merrier! Happy camping!

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