Fall Jokes
Fall is that time of year where the air gets crisp, the leaves turn a beautiful golden, and the smell of pumpkin spice seems to fill every corner. It’s the season of cozy sweaters, warm drinks, and kids tracking in crunchy leaves from outside.
We know that fall can be both magical and a little chaotic (cue the endless leaf piles and the “What’s for Halloween?” costume dilemmas). But one thing I’ve learned over the years is that laughter makes everything better.
So, in the spirit of keeping things light and fun, I’ve gathered some of my favorite fall jokes. Whether you’re sharing them with the kids, using them to break the ice at family gatherings, or just needing a good chuckle between grocery trips and carpool, these jokes are sure to sprinkle some autumn joy into your day.
Funny Fall Jokes for Kids
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
The boo-hamas.
What did one leaf say to another?
“I’m falling for you.”
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?
Because they have no body to go with!
Why was the tree so happy in fall?
Because it was ready to “leaf” all its worries behind!
Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it!
What’s the cutest season?
Awwww-tumn.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
Why did the apple cry?
His peeling were hurt.
When is the best time to make a Jack-o-lantern?
When you can carve out time in your schedule.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
How to you know when a vampire has a cold?
Because he starts coffin!
What is the best kind of tree joke?
Acorny one.
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key!
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Why didn’t the cranberry sauce cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a jam!
Why do trees try new things in the fall?
Because they’re always branching out!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
Why are acorns so good at math?
Because they’re nuts about it!
What do you call a large pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf!
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it is too far to walk.
How do you know fall is really here?
You “autumn”atically feel it in the air!
Why was Cinderella so bad at football?
Because she always ran away from the ball!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
How do you surprise a pumpkin?
You catch him off-gourd.
Why didn’t the turkey want dessert?
He was already stuffed.
What happens when Winter arrives?
Fall leaves.
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-Timber!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
An eyeball.
Why didn’t the leaf graduate with his class?
He kept falling behind.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap-music.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Blood orange.
How to leaves get around?
An autumn-obile.
What is a ghost’s favorite snack?
Boo-berries and ice scream.
What is an owl’s favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What kind of vest do you wear in Autumn?
A har-vest.
Why don’t turkeys play football?
They are afraid of the fowl play.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in!
What is a witch’s favorite subject at school?
Spelling.
Why do skeleton’s hate Fall parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.
Fall has a way of sneaking up on us, doesn’t it? One minute we’re slathering sunscreen on the kids, and the next, we’re carving pumpkins and planning Halloween costumes. But amid the business, there’s always time for a good laugh.
Whether you’re huddled around the table for Thanksgiving or watching the kids jump into leaf piles, I hope these jokes bring a little extra joy to your fall. Because laughter is the best way to keep things light, even when the pumpkin pie burns or the leaves just won’t stay in a pile.
